My Experience Running the Boston Marathon
“You’re everything I hoped for”
Wow. What else can I say, just wow.
Enjoying my Sam Adams 26.2 brew at Cheers!
Okay, I do have more to say – a lot more! My experience running the Boston Marathon was nothing short of incredible. I know this isn’t surprising to anyone so, rather than drone on about how great it was, let me take you through it, including some surprises, hilarious happenings and favorite moments.
As this entry got a little longer than usual, I’ve divided out the experience into some nifty subsections; those of you with short attention spans can scan thru and those of you who want to read about the full experience, please do. Cheers!
The People
You think you know what 30,000 runners and 500,000+ fans is going to look like – but you don’t. It’s unbelievable, unreal.
I’ve never seen so many people come out for an event. There was never a time the crowd was thin; the streets were packed every single mile. The Boston Marathon and Patriots’ Day truly is more than just one city’s race, one city’s day – it’s like a national holiday.
And the volunteers. So many volunteers! And thank goodness for them because I felt so cared for the entire time. From the bussing volunteers to those directing us to the start line to the ones who handed us water, gel and Gatorade at every mile – thank you!
And, my personal favorite: the 70ish year-old-man who greeted me at the finish line with a smile and, “Welcome back to Boston. We’re glad you’re here.” I made it the whole day without crying – up until that!
The start line – I still get chills thinking about it.
Early Miles
Most veteran runners give the same piece of advice to newbs: Don’t start out too fast, no matter how good you’re feeling. You’ll need that energy for those later miles. Very true for this race so I made sure to start and maintain a nice, easy pace for the early miles. Not only was I saving energy for the Newton Hills and the infamous Heartbreak Hill, I was trying to look around and soak in as much as possible.
The Signs
Spectator signs have become one of my favorite things at races. This race was no exception, they were everywhere! A couple signs about farting and pooping. A few about Trump and the government. A ton of, “Boston Strong,” and two of the classic, “Run Like Someone Just Called You A Jogger.” The signs were pretty typical, except there was one that stood out to me. It was a small one that read, “Boston loves yaaaaahhhhh!” Made me smile!
The Wellesley Girls
There came a time, around mile 11 I think, I started to hear something. It sounded like cheering, but so much louder than the fans so far. It was the Wellesley girls and the famous “Scream Tunnel,” that I could hear nearly a mile away. Girls lined up just screaming.
Also, the signs. “Kiss me, I’m Canadian.” “Kiss me, it’s my first time.” Dozens of others like that. So I did – sort of. I kissed my hand and high-fived a ton of the girls, blew kisses at the rest.
When my friend Tom ran Boston, he did it in just over 4 hours. Had he not stopped to kiss the Wellesley Girls, he jokes he could have broken the 4-hour barrier. The Wellesley Girls distracted me enough that I missed a sub-3:50 finish by 10 seconds but it was totally worth it. Those girls were rad.
Beating the Heat
It was a warm, sunny day. I knew that was going to be an issue for me. Luckily, I was able to beat the heat by capitalizing on several opportunities. First, I ran through every water obstacle possible – kid in the yard with a hose, giant fan blowing water by the firehouse, the sprinkler tent – I hit em all. I even had a drafting strategy; running right behind a person going thru the aid station, dumping water on him/herself, getting the mist from the breeze. Okay, I didn’t really have that as a strategy, it just kind of happened.
Also, props to the B.A.A. for setting up aid stations at every mile. This was a lifesaver; even though it slowed me down, I stayed cool, hydrated and cramp-free. From about mile 16 and on, I think I took advantage of every aid station for water or Gatorade. The mile 10 aid station was the one where I inhaled a big gulp of water up my nose…don’t worry, I recovered quickly.
Random Things
To my OCR and Spartan Race peeps – around mile 9, I saw a guy step off to the side of the race to do burpees. He was wearing a Spartan headband. I gave him a big AROO!
I wore my Fargo Running Company tank and tons of people yelled, “Go Fargo!” I wish I would have kept count, it was so cool! The best had to be the guy who yelled, “Yeah, Fargo! Go Minnesota!” Well, not quite – but it is practically in Minnesota so we’ll go with it.
Speaking of yelling, from about mile 4 to mile 9, I must have been running next to the town celebrity, Nina. I heard, I don’t know how many cheers for Nina. Maybe she had NINA in big, block letters on her bib? Or maybe she was a local gal who everyone in that stretch came out to watch. Either way, Go Nina!
Numerous countries were represented in this race too. At some point in the race, I saw or heard cheers for Brazil, Canada, Korea, Mexico and Sweden.
A final random note, a lot of people had vicious cramps in this race. I think it was the heat or maybe the hills. A woman got a cramp so bad, she fell into me around mile 17. I saw a few other runners fall or stumble off to the side, rubbing their calves. And, the most heartbreaking thing I saw was right before turning onto Boylston street. A man collapsed in major pain. There were medics there within seconds and I have to think he was able to get up and finish the race. He was SO close – he just HAD to finish.
My post-race party, courtesy of the hard-fought miles & hills.
The Hills
Okay, let’s be clear about something – there are hills throughout the entire Boston course. Nothing outrageous, not an excessive amount. But they’re there, throughout the race. Anyone who tells you to only prepare for the Newton Hills (miles 16-17ish) and Heartbreak Hill (20-21 area), they’re forgetting the rest of the race is a lot of up-and-down terrain. Mile 25, for example. Yep, that was a big ol incline.
Living in one of the flattest areas of the country, I did my best to train for a hilly course. I was confident I’d handle them well and I did. I knew my big butt, tree trunk legs and strong upper body would come in handy sometime and they finally did! It was hard to watch fellow runners struggle and walk up the hills while I powered on by – but this ND girl was proud! And because of that, I can honestly say, this might have been my favorite part of the race. Boston Hills=0 Lindsay=1!
The History
This was the 120th year of the Boston Marathon. For a full century and two decades, people have been lining up in Hopkinton and running through the outlying cities before arriving in Boston. And it’s not just the runners; for 120 years, people have lined the streets along the route to cheer on runners. It’s hard to think about that and not feel special to be part of that kind of history.
Another piece of history I thought about several times was the bombings. It has only been a few years since that horrid, senseless act of violence. Seeing all the “Boston Strong” signs and feeling the energy of a community coming together – again, it’s hard to think about that and not feel incredible to be part of it.
Finally, I have to give a shoutout to Bobbi Gibb. 50 years ago, she changed the game for marathon running when she became the first woman to finish the Boston Marathon. Not only that, she kicked ass, finishing in something ridiculous like 3:21. That’s what it means to #RunLikeAGirl!
The Town of Boston
For a race called the Boston Marathon, surprisingly little of it takes place in the city of Boston. I think it’s only the final three miles.
Maybe it’s because it was towards the end of the race. Or maybe because the lines of fans along the streets were just that thick. But I don’t remember any of the sights or areas I ran thru in Boston. What, we ran by Fenway Park? You’d think that would be hard to miss…
What I do remember though were three main things:
1. The Boston Strong bridge. A reminder this race was so much bigger than just me, than any of us runners really. It was about good overcoming evil and bonding hundreds of thousands of people together on one day, in one event, for one moment.
2. The last part of the race that winds through a park-like setting. Something I remember from watching the Boston Marathon on TV. Soemthing I definitely noticed, and it reminded me I was running the same race as elite athletes.
3. Boylston Street. My friend, Kristin, described running the last few tenths of the race down Boylston as one of the most significant moments in her sports life – her life, period. I didn’t fully understand until I was there. It was incredible. Something I’ll never forget and maybe my most cherished memory of them all.
My Friends
Finally, the prerace comments on the blog, tweets, texts, Facebook posts – everything. I was bombarded by so much love and support from you all that I can’t even describe the gratitude. I always knew the Boston Marathon was a big deal to me but the fact so many others remembered and acknowledged this day – I can’t even put that feeling into words. And as you all know, I’m not one who’s ever at a loss for words.
So thank you, from the bottom of my heart – and the soles of my feet. Ugh, my poor, gross feet. xoxo
Whether you were there, watched it on TV or just cheered on the runners from your desk at work, please share your Boston Marathon experience with me. Comment or tweet me @runlikeagirl311 on Twitter.
Time to Run the Boston Marathon
“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 2(6.)2”
Today, Chris and I leave for Boston. Can’t wait for the sights, the food, the Red Sox, and the time with just me and him before we enter into wedded bliss – and of course, to run the Boston Marathon!!
Just the essentials.
The blog will be quiet until I’m back; hence the earlier-than-usual weekend entry. Expect a full race recap upon my return. In the meantime, I’ll be taking pics, some during the actual race, and sharing on Instagram and Twitter. I invite you to follow along!
Also, now that this chapter on the blog is coming to a close, it’s time to start a new one. I’m launching a new interview series on the blog and am super excited about it. Each month, I’ll have a new interview with someone awesome in the fitness world. I have some amazing people lined up – a first-time half marathon runner, a popular blogger who’s a fellow dog lover, an Ironman-in-training, and, this one might be my personal favorite: an Olympic runner! That one will be just in time for the Summer Olympics. I’ll keep the series going as long as people like it and as long as I have interviewees so please share your feedback and, if you’re interested in being featured, contact me, post a comment, or tweet me.
As I prepare for the biggest race of my life, I of course have some thank yous to share.
To My Family:
First, to my mom. You’ve been one of my biggest supporters since I began running. You were there for my very first race 10 years ago, and have showed up to every marathon since, most half marathons, even some 10ks, 5ks and triathlons. Even when I messed up the time and you and pops showed up 20 minutes after I had already finished a race, you were still excited to be there. This goes to my dad and stepmom too, who have understood that my life often revolves around running. And my extended family and siblings, for the encouragement – even though you probably think I’m crazy.
To My New Family:
My soon-to-be in-laws. The cards, the encouragement, the prayers and the love. I’m lucky to be marrying into such a great crew.
My BFF is a wife, mother, teacher & thinks I’m Wonder Woman. #loveher
To My Friends:
For understanding why I can’t go out on Friday nights, why it’s so difficult to schedule dinners or weekend time with me, and for always being my cheerleaders – in fact, many of you are former cheerleaders! Special shoutout to Brandon, Brenton, Jenny and Shari for voluntarily getting up early, dragging your asses way up north of town, getting out onto the course and watching me run a marathon. And the biggest virtual high-five goes to Kristin for all the advice, encouragement, and endless answer of questions about Boston over the past three years.
A good luck card, complete with a Jimmy John’s gift card – they just get me.
To My Work Teammates:
I eat constantly at my desk. I drink so much water and pre-workouts I’m getting up to refill bottles and pee every 20 minutes. I consciously try not to talk about running all the time but I know I probably talk about running all the time. You guys are around me more than anybody and, not only do you put up with all my shenanigans, you encourage me. I couldn’t ask for a better group of people with which to live the cube life.
To Everyone Who Reads the Blog:
Thank you for coming back every week to read about my crazy adventures and loudmouth opinions, my never-ending stories and glimmers of actual advice. Thank you for all the positive feedback, shoutouts on Twitter, and embracing all the photos of my dogs and my food. I love writing, for me, but knowing people out there read it, enjoy it and maybe learn something from it – that’s what keeps me wanting to make this blog the best running and fitness blog out there.
To Chris:
I can’t possibly list all the reasons why I need to thank you. I feel like I should try but the list would go on and on and I know I’d still forget something. So just, thank you for being my person.
And we’re off! See y’all next week!
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Runner Banned from Boston Marathon Deserves Her Punishment
“Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching”
A runner has been banned from this year’s Boston Marathon and all future B.A.A. (Boston Athletic Association) events, apologizes, says she meant no harm, and has supporters who feel bad for her and think she receive unfair punishment.
I earned this. It wouldn’t mean anything if I didn’t.
That’s the story in a nutshell. Now let’s look a little deeper at what happened:
Runner qualifies for 2015 Boston Marathon (yay).
Runner gets pregnant and is unable to run (bummer but yay for a baby).
Runner gives her bib to someone who did not qualify (not cool).
Runner assumes that person’s finish time as her own and uses it to register for 2016 Boston Marathon (liar, cheater, deceiver).
She deserves the punishment she got. I can’t even believe there’s any debate on this and that people are supporting her. One supporter says what she did is okay because Boston is a race that’s “almost impossible for anyone to get into these days.” Um, I got into it. My friend, Don got in. My friend, Kristen ran it only a couple years ago. How in the world did all of us, regular folks, got into an impossible race? By working hard and putting up a qualifying time in another marathon.
Furthermore, I can’t believe she tried to make excuses, saying things like “we all innocently transfer our bibs.” Um, no, we don’t all do that. And even if people do it in most races, there’s nothing innocent about transferring a race bib, one that has to be earned, to someone who didn’t earn it. Another humdinger she came up with, “This year I was able to run…healthy and not pregnant…so I was going to run Boston!” Um, let’s not forget, you registered this year using someone else’s time. So just because you’re healthy and able to run doesn’t mean you are entitled to.
Speaking of excuses, there are plenty more “buts” this runner and her supporters could use to rationalize what she did and excuse her behavior. All are bullshit and, even though you’ve probably read multiple opinions on this story by now, I’m going to give mine.
Hats off to all who work hard & run hard to earn their victories.
But…she didn’t sell her bib
B.A.A. rules clearly state that you cannot transfer bibs. As I stated above, this isn’t a typical race where you pay a fee and get to run; it’s a race that one must qualify to run. Giving a bib to someone who didn’t earn it is disgraceful to those who did and those who barely missed the cut or who did qualify but still missed the cut.
That’s right; so many people want to run the Boston Marathon that some people who qualify still don’t even get to run it. Had this runner forfeited her bib like she should have, she could have opened up a spot to a legit qualifier who barely missed the final cut.
But…people who can’t run races give away their bibs all the time
I don’t believe this is true. I mean, I know it happens but not “all the time.” And even if they do, let me repeat: the Boston Marathon isn’t a typical race you just sign up for and get to run. You have to earn your spot. People work for months, years to get that bib.
Anyone who runs this race and didn’t earn their way in is just as disgraceful as the person who gave away the bib. A disgrace to the prestige of this race and the elite status it has earned.
But…she was pregnant and had to forfeit her place when she did qualify
Good for her, she decided to get pregnant. That was her choice. She knew a consequence of that choice was she’d have to forfeit her place in the race. The fact she applied for a pregnancy deferral (to try to carry over her qualifying time to this year instead of having to lose it last year) only further shows that she knew what she was doing was cheating.
But…she has qualified to run before
Think about this: A few years ago, I ran a 42:40 10k and won the race. The next year, I didn’t run as fast and came in second. The woman who beat me ran the race in 43 minutes and change. Since I ran faster than her the year before, should I have demanded I be the winner of that race?
See how stupid that sounds?
But…the woman who got the bib ran a time that was of BQ standards
Really? Please see above statement. Actually, all of them – please see ALL of the above statements.
But…
No more buts. The B.A.A. has the authority to set its rules and punishments for those who violate those rules. And it has every right to uphold those rules to their fullest extent. If they didn’t, would we all train so hard for the honor of running this race?
Bravo, B.A.A. It’s nice to see an organization that has the balls to hold people accountable for their own actions. I can’t stand it when people make excuses for their bad choices and expect no repercussions or, worse, expect sympathy. I have even more respect for the BAA and even more pride to be part of one of its races. Side note, I don’t know whether or not the woman who ran with the bib she didn’t earn was banned too – but I hope so.
Now let me just say something else here: I’m not naïve. I know this runner isn’t the first person to do this and certainly won’t be the last. I know celebrities and other people of influence or stature are allowed to run the Boston Marathon without having to qualify. I’m not happy about it but, again, the B.A.A. has the authority to set the rules and I support it.
Up before sunrise, running in cold – qualifying for Boston is work.
Finally, to the runner who did this. You know what you did was disrespectful to the B.A.A. and anyone who has earned their spot in this race. You don’t need to hear it from me – even though you just did. And I don’t care you admitted what you did and posted an apology. I’m not a gambling woman but I’d wager my house that you only did so because you were caught. Had you not been caught, you would have run and never spoke a word about your error in judgment. So I have no respect for you for “owning up” to this. When no one was watching, you chose to do what you knew was wrong.
I guess, maybe now in hindsight, she really does mean it. Or maybe, deep down, she still feels like the victim and the actions were justified because the intentions were good. Like I said, at this point, I don’t care. What I do care about is she was caught and punished, and hopefully that will discourage others from lying, cheating and tarnishing the honor of this race. A race I personally worked my ass off for three years to be able to run. A race tons of people never get the opportunity to run, even if they qualified or because they missed the cut by as little as one minute.
There, you’ve all now heard what I think. Now I want to hear what you think. Runners and non-runners, do you agree with me or think I (and the B.A.A.) are being too harsh on this runner? Please comment below or tweet me @runlikeagirl311 on Twitter.
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Marathon Training & Taper Time
“Rest. Relax. Repeat”
The marathon taper. In my seven years of running full marathons, the taper has been something I dread. One of those things I know is going to happen and I can’t control it – right up there with chafing, stomach trouble and the cry-worthy long run.
But this blog is not about how much I hate tapering. Brace yourselves. I’m about to shock you all.
Kids have a security blanket. I get separation anxiety without my compression socks.
I’m so excited for the taper. That’s right. I’m at the point in training where I’ve reached the taper and I’m thrilled for the easing up the next three weeks will bring.
WTF, Lindsay? You HATE the taper. Why the 180-degree flip? As I often do, allow me to explain.
For whatever reason, this marathon training season has been really tough on my body.
I’ve struggled with a hamstring issue that started as a stiff, sore muscle and now has creeped its way up through my glute and lower back, all the way down to my knee, sometimes causing sharp pain on longer runs.
I’m one black toenail away from my sans-toenail toes outnumbering the piggies that are still hanging onto the nails.
Speaking of my feet, I’ve racked up more blisters and callouses than I can remember from past years.
My arches and calves are always sore, so I’ve been spending a ton of time in full compression socks.
I’ve been a slave to ibuprofen and ice packs, to foam rolling and physical therapy.
And the toughest part about all this? I have no idea why.
I’m not training harder than last year but there are plenty of theories.
Maybe my 10 years of incredibly consistent running have finally caught up to me.
Maybe after years of a mentality that includes “never skip leg day” and, “c’mon, you can run faster than that,” my body is finally saying “For the love of all things good, please give me a break!”
Maybe it’s the simple fact that I’m getting older.
Maybe it’s a combination of several things.
Just hangin with my BFFs.
Either way, this is the first time in my years of marathon training that I don’t feel at my strongest leading up to the taper – in fact, I feel pretty beat up. So I’m welcoming this taper. I NEED this taper. I’m ready to cut my body a little slack, ease up and trust that I’ll still have a great run on April 18. One that I’ll enjoy and where I’ll be proud when I cross the finish line – no matter what the time on my watch reads.
Now, this newfound love of the taper is all purely based on my physical side. The mental side of me never wants to accept anything but full-throttle. It’ll be a little harder to get mental Lindsay onboard with physical Lindsay’s new embracing of the taper. But I think it’s going to be okay. It’s going to be a really good thing for me.
I should also mention, as I type this, I’m coming off yesterday’s 22-mile run – which was good yet exhausting so I’m enjoying a day off today. Come tomorrow, I’ll have forgotten that feeling and be so amped to hit the pavement, I’ll for sure have to fight myself from trying to run 10 miles (my max tomorrow is 7 and I do not need to exceed that for any reason!). We’ll see.
Anyone else out there hitting their taper week now or soon? Are you looking forward to it or are you a hater of the taper? Comment below or tweet me @runlikeagirl311 on Twitter.
Boston Marathon – The Countdown Begins
“I think I’ll go to Boston”
And it still didn’t sink in.
The Boston Marathon is only four weeks away. I’ll say that again – the Boston Marathon is only FOUR WEEKS AWAY. Eeekkk! On one hand, it still hasn’t fully sunk in for me that I’m running it. I mean, I’ve been training for several weeks now and I’m in full marathon mode. But the fact that this is the race I’m working towards, that I get to be part of the 120th Boston Marathon is still so surreal. I have a feeling that’s going to stay with me when I pick up my race packet, line up at the start line, and even after I cross the finish line.
On the other, I’ve been training for several weeks now and I’ve reached the point where I’m ready, excited and nervous – pretty typical pre-marathon feelings for me. So with my biggest week coming before the taper (yes, I still loathe the taper – funnily enough, last year’s taper in particular had some ties to the Boston Marathon), I’ve decided to focus some of that nervous energy on my mental health. More mindfulness and meditation, as well as some of the fun that comes with a trip to Boston!
Last year, we did Wrigley. This year we’re doing Fenway!
We have our Red Sox tickets but, other than that, I’m still figuring out the fun things to do and places we have to go see – anyone who lives in Boston or knows the area well, please send me any recommendations of what I need to do when I’m there!
With that, I’m going to start researching my eating strategy – and by strategy, I mostly mean finding a Jimmy John’s for my pre- and post-race lunch (a marathon tradition for me), a good, simple place for my night-before dinner, and a bunch of other must-visit places to fill in the rest of the week. Again, anyone who has suggestions, please let me know.
A final note, I’d like to share a few of my favorite blogs from – you guessed it – my time spent in Boston last year:
Change Your Mindset, Make Your Exercise Program Stick
Meditation, Mindfulness and Mental Wellness
Side note, it’s now officially spring! Hope everyone has a great week.
Those of you who’ve run the Boston Marathon – any advice for a first-timer?
And again to anyone who knows the area, don’t forget to send me any must-see things to do in Boston! Please comment or tweet me @runlikeagirl311 on Twitter.
Fit Comes In All Shapes, Weight & Sizes
“I’ve been training all season to eat at Super Bowl party level”
Today’s the day! For some, it’s like Christmas. For others, the commercials are the real draw. For Ace Ventura, it meant coming to the rescue of Dan Marino and Snowflake the dolphin, but that’s a whole different story. It’s Super Bowl Sunday!
Ah, the big game. I love the Super Bowl. First, I love football, plain and simple. Second, I love food. Chris and I have started a tradition called, “Sushi Super Bowl Sunday” and I’m really psyched about it. But don’t worry, this isn’t going to be a blog where I drone on and on about how I love food. I think by now, we all know where I stand on food.
Not exactly the Super Bowl but, hey – On Wisconsin!
No, this seemed like a good opportunity to write about a topic I’ve been wanting to for awhile but just haven’t found the right link. About bodies and what a fit body looks like. The idea stemmed from a few uncool things I heard last year about two awesome female athletes – Serena Wiliams and Lindsey Vonn.
People have been saying unkind things about Serena for as long as I can remember. I guess her strength, speed and size is too awesome for some to handle. The worst though was reading and hearing people outright calling her “fat” after she won Wimbledon last summer.
Have you seen Serena Williams? That woman probably has less fat on her than most other women, nay, most men, in the galaxy. She’s strong, she’s fast, she’s incredibly athletic. Nothing but respect for her.
The Lindsey Vonn comments were on the same lines but directed right at her weight. She gave an interview where her weight was included, it was in the 170 pound range. Seems appropriate, she’s 5’ 10” and a pro athlete – I mean, the woman is so powerful and fast, she has to race on Men’s skis. Yet, people were shocked she weighed “that much.” Even though most comments weren’t outright nasty, why did everyone’s focus zero in on a number?
Somewhere along the lines, it was decided that fit and healthy meant one size. For women, that’s a small size that fits in a perfect little box. If you’re super strong like Serena or super fast like Lindsey, apparently you don’t fit into that box. I haven’t been able to figure this out for men yet; I don’t see as many asshole comments directed at the dudes and the window of what’s acceptable appears to be bigger. From Jake Gyllenhaal in Southpaw to Chris Pratt in Jurassic World to Ryan Reynolds in, well, everything, there seem to be a few examples of the ideal fit man– but I think there’s a level of unfairness to the guys too (don’t worry, I’m not trying to say the world is only cruel to the ladies).
I have the best illustration to prove a fit body comes in all sizes, builds and weights – and you can see it with your own eyes today. Watch the Super Bowl. Look at the athletes on the field, most of them the best at their respective positions, and you’ll see that a fit body comes in all sizes and all weight classes. Because we all have different body types and goals. The football field is no better example of this concept.
My pal, Cam and I are an example of very different body types but both strong runners
For example, wide receivers are often tall and lean so they can get down the field fast, make quick moves to fool defenders and jump up to match catches (think of popular players like Larry Fitzgerald and Calvin Johnson). Running backs, on the other hand, need big, powerful legs for explosive speed and to keep churning when they run into a wall of defenders (think of popular players like Eddie Lacy and Marshawn Lynch). If you need an instant visual, compare Demaryius Thomas to Jonathan Stewart in today’s game. Then there’s the offensive line, filled with guys that can only be described as brick shithouses (think of the famous Michael Oher). And, I know he’s not playing today, but Google Vince Wilfork. He’s one of the fastest, most athletic guys on any pro team – but you might not think it if you just judge him on his appearance.
Different goals and body types, all incredible athletes. I guess my point in all this is don’t worry if you don’t fit into the box. Keep doing, eating, lifting and living the way that’s right for you. Just something to chew on – along with all kinds of tasty Super Bowl, game day-approved treats today.
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Diets Don’t Work – No Matter What Oprah Says
“The commercials have spoken! You’re really gonna lose the weight this time.”
Weight Watchers really struck gold this year. Have you seen its new commercials? With Oprah?! OMG having Oprah as your spokeswoman is about the best thing ever. Everyone loves her, everyone trusts her. That’s like having…I sat here for awhile trying to come up with an equal or near-equal comparison to it but I can’t. She’s just that awesome.
Like any weight loss program with a solid celebrity behind it – think the ultra-relatable Marie Osmond for NutriSystem or crazy-adorable Valerie Bertinelli for Jenny Craig – Weight Watchers is probably going to rack up tons of added business thanks to Ms. O. But does that mean it’s the answer? Does that mean it’s a good program for you? And will it work for Oprah, a woman who has very openly struggled with weight management? The answer to all is probably No.
This won’t fit in a pink box & prob has too many “points” – but it will nourish, fuel & satisfy me!
I’m not hating on programs with celebrity spokespeople and I’m certainly not rooting against Oprah to succeed in her weight loss goals. Celebrities aside, I just want to take a look at these programs, the root of what they are. And it’s not good. What makes these programs so appealing is what also makes them bad. Simply put, they’re wrong.
Diets don’t work. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Diets don’t work. Yet companies like Weight Watchers, NutriSystem and Jenny Craig prey on the hope and belief that, maybe this time, it will be different. Maybe this time, it will work. Maybe this time, I’ll really lose weight and be happy. But it won’t be, it won’t and you won’t.
The reason they don’t work? Dieting is sad.
Thinking of food in terms of “points” you can’t exceed is sad.
Having to pass up beers with friends is sad.
Being restricted to eating food only if it fits into a bright-colored container is sad.
Not allowing yourself to enjoy a piece of cake at your kids’ birthday is sad.
Being hangry is sad.
The other problem with all these programs is they only focus on one half of the equation: eating. In doing so, food becomes the enemy. Something to be avoided. Something shameful.
That’s sad. And it’s so, so wrong.
None of these programs address the real reason behind obesity and health issues: people just don’t move enough. That’s the root of all the issues. Bad food choices may be part of it but lack of exercise is the real problem (and I’m not even talking hardcore exercise in the gym, I’m just talking about not sitting on your ass every minute of the day).
Duh, why doesn’t everybody?
How many times have you heard someone (or said it yourself) use the excuse, “I don’t have time to work out.” That’s such bullshit. Everyone has the time; maybe not every day, or if you have a new baby, or if you just moved to a new town, that sort of thing. But everyone has the time, it’s that not everyone makes the time. Why is that? Why are we so hardwired to loathe and fear exercise?
The weight loss folks know this. You’ll notice, none of these programs mention working out – in fact, a lot of them gain notoriety for bragging that you don’t have to work out to see results. They prey on people’s hatred of breaking a sweat. But again, why?
Rather than focusing on restricting food (which sounds kinda depressing) and avoiding certain foods (have I mentioned that’s sad?) to lose weight, why not focus on eating right to fuel the body? Eating right to nourish your body? That sounds good and positive! It’s because these companies know their market, they know their potential customers. And no one looking at these programs has health as their #1 priority. The #1 priority? Being skinny.
I think that’s wrong. And here’s why, just using myself as an example: Confidence
I don’t diet. I don’t gorge and eat with reckless abandon. I eat consciously, keeping in mind my goals, my health and my happiness. Eating to fuel my workouts, nourish my body and enjoy life. And you know what? I’m happy with myself and the way I look. Do I have a belly and some excess weight here or there? Of course! But I’m good with it because it just comes with the territory, my endomorph genetics and the balance (not perfection) I strive for every day.
This type of confidence doesn’t come from a diet. In fact, I think dieting does a better job zapping a person’s confidence than it does building it up. Me personally, my confidence comes, not from the size pants I wear, but from the level of fitness I’ve built. I can squat more than my bodyweight and help a friend move her couch. I can sprint, run marathons, and bounce up five flights of stairs – in dress shoes – without getting out of breath.
It’s worth repeating: You can’t get that kind of confidence from a diet. I don’t care if Jillian Michaels, Autumn Calabrese or even Oprah herself endorses it. You can’t.
What you can do is make your own program, something that works for you. Something that keeps you healthy and makes you happy. Especially because it’s New Year’s Resolution time, please don’t fall into the diet trap this year. Find a way to succeed that doesn’t revolve around counting points or fitting your food into expensive tupperwear.
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Product Review: Muscle Egg from H&I Nutrition
“When life gives you lemons, ask for something with more protein”
I don’t always enjoy trying new things. I’m a creature of habit and routine. I don’t do fads and if something works well for me, I tend to stick with it.
Protein in a jug
There are exceptions to this rule. A few weeks ago, I stopped by the local nutrition shop, H&I Nutrition (North Dakota friends, there’s also one in Bismarck – good stuff and the owner really knows his shit. Go there.) to pick up something new Chris and I wanted to try: Muscle Egg.
Muscle Egg is pure egg whites with a little extra protein. As a vegetarian, my curiosity is always piqued by anything protein. That, my friends, is one example of when I very much enjoy trying new things.
Chris and I have since gone thru an entire jug and are on our second one. In that time, I’ve had a chance to try Muscle Egg in several recipes and compare it to regular eggs and Egg Beaters (an egg substitute, similar concept). My findings:
Positives
The Ratio
One large egg has 70 calories and 6 grams of protein. Remove the yolk, you’re looking at 15 calories and about 3 grams of protein.
A cup of Egg Beaters is approximately 140 calories with about 26 grams of protein.
Muscle Egg comes in at 130 calories and 26 grams of protein for one cup. Nearly identical to Egg Beaters.
Versatility
Muscle Egg wins in this category. I used it multiple ways – traditional scrambled eggs, in cilantro-lime burritos, spinach omelets, veggie wraps – and the versatility can’t be beat. It’s also safe to drink as-is.
I think part of the reason it’s so versatile is the near non-existent taste of Muscle Egg. It’s not overpowering and lets the other ingredients really shine. Another part is the light, very fluffy texture of Muscle Egg. Finally, it’s really easy to cook.
Negatives
Taste
As mentioned above, there’s not much taste to Muscle Egg – great when using it as a simple protein boost in other recipes, not so great to eat as “just” eggs.
That being said, Muscle Egg is offered in different flavors – chocolate, pumpkin spice, strawberry, that sort of thing. I can’t imagine eating flavored egg whites but, as I say, different strokes for different folks.
After a few tries, I finally got decent omelets.
Omelet Test
I love a good omelet. Typically I stuff mine full of spinach and a little cheese, sometimes more. Naturally, I had to put Muscle Egg to my omelet test. The result? Good but not great.
Muscle egg doesn’t cook up as thick as Egg Beaters, nor does it hold its form well. It kinda fell apart and became more of a veggie scramble. The second time I tried, it was a little better but still resembled more of a veggie crepe than an omelet.
Still, it was workable in omelet form and tasted good packed with spinach, mozzarella and topped with avocado.
Conclusion: Just as there will always be coffee, something chocolatey and a shitload of chicken in our kitchen, there will always be a carton of Muscle Egg in the fridge.
Those of you who have tried Muscle Egg too, any recipes to share? If so, please leave me a comment!
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Tis the Season – Watch Out for Diet and Weight Loss Red Flags
“There is no magic product or system. There is getting off your ass and putting in the work”
Is it me or does the Christmas season come earlier every year? I used to feel bad for Thanksgiving being swallowed up by the Christmas season but now it’s like Halloween doesn’t even get its day anymore.
Another thing I’ve noticed coming earlier every year is the diet/weight loss/New Year’s Resolution explosion. A couple weeks ago, I was on the treadmill at the gym for 50 minutes and, during that time, I saw at least five commercials for some sort of weight loss or diet miracle. And in each commercial, I saw Red Flags. Those phrases or implications that totally discredit the company or product; those phrases the untrained eye may not notice as red flags and fool the viewer into thinking they’re true.
I’ve outlined the Top 5 Diet Red Flags so you can be on the lookout, especially this time of year when the industry is pouncing on New Year’s Resolutions and the people who desperately want to keep theirs this time.
Red Flag: It’s FAST!
In the weight loss world, there’s a naughty, four-letter word that everyone wants to hear but should know better than to believe: Fast.
Any diet or weight loss program that touts “Fast” weight loss is a big red flag. Other cleverly-disguised words include quick, rapid, speedy, incredible, astonishing – you get the idea.
My sweet girl, Blitz showing when it’s good to be fast
Healthy, sustainable weight loss is NOT fast. In fact, it’s probably painfully or annoyingly slow. Too slow for most people, which is why most give up trying. Few people have patience or are willing to put in the time and effort, most are looking for the quick answer. But those who keep at it and trust the process are the ones who tend to see the long-term results.
As a rule of thumb, the only time words like fast, quick, or speedy are good in the health and fitness world is for runners, swimmers, triathletes, those types of athletes looking to improve speed. Also acceptable is for circuit or bootcamp-based workouts or weight lifters doing a lighter weight/more reps workout.
Red Flag: It’s EASY!
Another equally-naughty four-letter word: Easy.
Nothing worthwhile is easy. If you want quality, long-term results, you have to put in quality, long-term work. Period.
Is it easy to choose oatmeal for breakfast instead of a doughnut? At first, no.
Is it easy to make a sweet potato, eggs and veggies for dinner instead of hitting the drive-thru? At first, no.
While it’s not easy to make the changes, once you start and keep sticking with them, it gets better – not easier per se, but better. The mindset starts to shift, and food choices become about nourishing the body, fueling workouts and aiding in recovery.
Trying to eat well and stay balanced is a daily process. It’s definitely never easy but it does become part of life.
Red Flag: It Boasts NO EXERCISE!
Eating right is great. If you want to lose weight, eating healthier is a way to get there. But losing weight shouldn’t be the only goal; healthy should be the goal. And you can’t be your healthiest without exercise.
When I talk exercise, I’m not necessarily talking running or heavy weight lifting (though I think both are great). What I mean is simply being active and maybe only sitting on your ass 23 hours a day as opposed to 24. A 30-minute walk. A beginner’s yoga sesh. A bodyweight circuit class.
No good, quality company or product should discourage exercise or worse, position it as something you get to avoid.
Red Flag: It Requires PRODUCTS!
Whether body wraps that promise to tighten and tone (WTF, seriously?), pills that “block the fat and calories” you eat (again, WTF, seriously?), metabolism boosters or anything of that nature, avoid it.
“Tightening” and “toning” is worthless if it’s just on the surface. It’s not going to last, and building and strengthening muscle is what’s important, not the vanity of how it looks.
Needing to block the fat and calories you eat is ridiculous. Your body needs fat and calories. And if you’re eating fat and calories in such excess you feel the need to take pills to block them, maybe that’s a sign that simply cleaning up your diet is probably the better path to take.
As for metabolism boosters, there are tons of proven ways to naturally increase ones metabolism, from lifting weights to drinking green tea. So you don’t need artificial metabolism boosters. Plus, some of them (even over-the-counter ones that seem safe) can be dangerous.
In general, there are two possible outcomes from using products:
Unlikely Scenario: The product actually works – but only temporarily and you’re now chained to this expensive crutch forever. Stop with the products, the results go away too.
Likely Scenario: The product doesn’t work – you’re wasting money and wasting efforts/focus that could be going towards tried-and-true methods.
A note of clarification: This does NOT include supplements. I will never knock quality supplements because I’ve seen firsthand the good they can do when taken appropriately. What I would caution is just keeping your goals in mind.
Most people who take supplements are athletes looking to further their performance; they’re not people who are overweight and looking for something that will instantly make them healthy. If you want to push your lifts to the max or achieve a long-term goal like running a fast marathon, the right supplements and combinations will help you get there.
I had a great experience this past marathon season when I went for my Boston Qualifier. The owner of our local nutrition shop, H&I Nutrition (Fargo-Moorhead friends, go there – it’s the best) advised me on what I should take, and even threw in some bonus eating tips for me too. Did it help? No question, it was a key component to my success. Thanks, Ryan!
A world without waffles everyday…no, just please no.
In summary:
Supplements when used appropriately to achieve a fitness goal: GOOD!
Products used to cut corners or cheat: BAD!
Red Flag: It Allows UNLIMITED Food – or Severely RESTRICTS Food
Eating too many vegetables isn’t a good thing. Never again allowing yourself to eat a candy bar, cupcake, bag of chips, whatever is your favorite treat, isn’t a good thing. Too many eating programs out there are too restricted. You may be allowed to eat as many of one type of food as you want but that’s not a good strategy towards long-term health.
Sure, you can eat all the celery, broccoli and kale you want – but is that any way to live? Are you going to get all the nutrition you need? And are those foods going to properly fuel your workout or simple daily life? No chance.
And diets that go the opposite way – same issues.
Restricting calories or types of food isn’t good, mentally. It leads to bouts of hangry and sadness.
Restricting calories or types of food isn’t good, physically. It leads to weakness, poor athletic performance and the compulsion to binge.
For the best long-term success and happiness, strive for an eating plan that focuses on balance, adequate nutrition and fueling.
Navigating the diet and weight loss world, especially this time of year, can be tricky. Sexy headlines and shortcuts often beat out sensibility and ongoing effort but, deep down, I think we all know better. Stay strong and stay smart!
Are there more diet Red Flags out there? Comment if you’ve experienced one firsthand – good or bad experience, please share it! Or, as always, connect with me at @lindsayinreallife on Instagram or @LindsayIRL on Twitter.
Food Isn’t Bad. Exercise Isn’t Bad. You’re Not Bad.
“Life is too short to spend a day at war with yourself”
Food is good. Exercise is good. You’re good!
Less than a month ago, a certain type of post started circulating the social world. You’ve seen them, you know – the ones that imply the food you eat must be burned off through X hard minutes of X type of dreadful exercise. The ones that make you think twice about treating yourself to a food or meal you enjoy, but may not be the healthiest. The ones that make you feel guilty and awful about yourself, with exhausting cardio and bullshit burpees as the only way to recover from the shame and excess.
The ones that really piss me off.
Yes, these posts are coming again to a social network near you. And seeing them more is fueling my fire to want to address them and the message behind them. Because, no matter the time of year, whether they’re at the peak of popularity or not, that negative message doesn’t go away. So we’re going to talk about this topic again: Food isn’t the enemy. Exercise isn’t punishment. And you’re not bad.
Yum, Food
Food is good – enjoy it, don’t fear it.
Food. It’s a great thing. It’s delicious. It has social ties. It’s necessary for our daily functions. It’s family traditions. It’s fuel for a great workout and recovery for our bodies after the tough workouts.
Yum, food. It’s all these wonderful things. When viewed in this positive light, a person can have a good relationship with food and see it for what it is. However, too many people view food in a negative way. These negative associations lead to people having bad relationships with food, seeing it for what it’s not.
Let’s be clear about a few things food is not. It’s not bad. It’s not something to be avoided. It’s not something that should cause shame or guilt. It’s not a villain. And, I can’t say this enough, it’s not the enemy.
Now that we’ve covered that, it’s time to look at the other side of this – exercise.
Boom, Exercise
Exercise is a great thing. It’s good for your heart. It builds confidence. It’s been proven to prevent diseases. It can be social. It’s stress-relief. It’s empowering.
Boom, exercise. It’s all these wonderful things. When viewed in this type of positive light, a person can have a good relationship with exercise and see it for what it is. However, too many people view exercise in a negative way. These negative associations lead to people having bad relationships with exercise, seeing it for what it’s not.
Let’s be clear about a few things exercise is not. It’s not a chore. It’s not for erasing calories. It’s not something to be avoided or dreaded. It’s not something done to combat the guilt of eating. And, I can’t say this enough, it’s not punishment.
Live The Life You Want
If you created this, I want to punch you in the face. You don’t “have to” do a damn thing because you ate a doughnut. You can eat a doughnut and move on with your life. Or, you can eat a doughnut and use it to further your next workout! #mindset
Now, to the people who create and share food-to-calorie-exercise-burning content: Who the hell do you think you are? Can you honestly tell me every time you “slip up” and eat a Reese’s you do 50 burpees to burn it off? And every time you “cave” and go to happy hour for a beer, you walk for 2 hours after, at a brisk pace, to cancel it out? Are you seriously going to go for a 15-mile run to pay for your once-a-year Thanksgiving “cheat meal”? If you do, that makes me sad but hey, different strokes for different folks. But I’m guessing you don’t. So why would you be an asshole and make anyone feel like they should have to pay penance for their food or feel like the eating choices they make are bad ones? Stop it. Or at least keep that shit to yourself.
Finally, a little reality check on all this. I’m not saying there isn’t a relationship between food and exercise. I know that exercise burns calories and is a method for weight loss. I know that active people can have more eating freedom and those who are sedentary maybe feel they can’t be as carefree. I know there’s a correlation between the amount of calories you’re taking in with the amount you’re burning off for health and weight management.
I know all this. And I’m not trying to say you should eat with reckless abandon or feel bad if you appreciate that exercise helps you maintain your weight. I guess I’m trying to advise that we all focus more on positive thinking vs. negative. Striving for balance vs. striving for perfection. Living a life that makes you happy, yet one that knows discipline.
Having a positive association with food and exercise isn’t something that happens overnight. Like mental wellness and mindfulness, it’s a process, something that’s ongoing to a degree. I’m still not totally there but I’m working on it. Always trying to find my happy balance. And, I guess I’m trying to do my part to help you find your happy balance too.
Where do you stand on your relationship with food and exercise? Do you agree with my outlook or do you see exercise as something you need to do to cancel out your eating, and eating something that must be erased by exercise? Post a comment or tweet me @runlikeagirl311 on Twitter.